IO Spare Telephone

[Basstrap]

I gotta telephone I don't need anymore

if anyone wants it, I'm selling for only 5 bucks

you just need to PM with your credit card info and I'll get right on it

 

[hiphop]

What colour is it? I got a red one at home.

I think transfer to Europe is going to be too complicated and expensive though. I´m not really interested. just interested in the colour. If you understand what I mean.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I've fallen for this one before.

Thanks for the "Frankie Says Relax" t-shirt, bassy, but no thanks.

 

[fah]

5 bucks seems like a good deal but I'm afraid the shipping and handling costs might be excessive

 

[Bonochick]

We have so many phones...only two of us living here, and we each have our own cell and landline.

Dad: "And the funny thing is, we don't even have any friends!"

Locations of phones in our house:

-Dad's room (he has 2)
-My room
-Kitchen
-Utility room
-Basement
-Garage

I want one in the bathroom.

 

[Basstrap]

tell you what

for 5 bucks I'll throw in a spare roll of toilet tissue

 

[Bonochick]

Wait...are we talking U.S. money or Canadian money?

 

[fah]

I prefer Canadian coloured money

 

[Bonochick]

Yeah!

I want to put a house on Baltic Avenue.

 

[fah]

Marvin Gardens....I want a house there

 

[Bonochick]

I'll Marvin Gardens your face!!!!!!!!!

Boardwalk, baby.

 

[fah]

Being the spoiler I am.....

PARK PLACE and ALL THE RAILROADS

 

[Bonochick]

Nooooooooooooo! I love the Railroads!

I think I owe somebody my firstborn in exchange for railroads I received in a past game.

 

[Doozer61]

hey, i just bought Reading Railroad in the game thread!

 

[Bonochick]

If I can have it, you can have my second born child.

 

[fah]

Speaking of railroads....I wonder if that phone and roll of toilet paper would be shipped via railroad.

I'm also wondering about that roll of toilet paper....double roll or regular size

 

[Doozer61]

second born child and your get out of jail card

 

[fah]

If I can have it, you can have my second born child.

I already have my own 2nd born but thanks anyways....

I've always wanted a puppy though

 

[fah]

hey, i just bought Reading Railroad in the game thread!

 

[hiphop]

So what colour is the phone?

 

[Basstrap]

oh sorry
black

which isn't technically a color

 

[MySuicidalTurtle]

What is going on here?!?!?

Which kind of phone is it. . .can I see photograph, please?

 

[hiphop]

Well, a black phone beside a red phone would fit in somehow.

If you add an MP3 player, a toaster and get your ass here to deliver that stuff to me for free, I´ll put you on my list of urgent-to-do´s and cook you a dinner. Deal?

 

[Tomer]

yes

 

[Basstrap]

deal
my sweet sweet hiphop

 

[tiny dancer]

I already have 3 phones.

 

[Mr. BAW]

yes

Hey, skirty!

 

[Doozer61]

Well, a black phone beside a red phone

the red one is the bat phone, right?

 

[fah]

Wouldn't it make more sense for the bat phone to be black

 

[Doozer61]

are you sure? we better ask robin.