cobl04
45:33
Few hilarious things from Aziz's stand-up.
1 - When you're texting a girl, and you both reply immediately for like five or ten or twenty texts in a row. And then you send one saying "hey do you wanna get pizza later" and you get no reply! And it's like "I know you read that shit immediately!" Until either you cave and ask what's going on or she texts you back much later and says "oh sorry I couldn't reply I was at my cousin's ballet recital we couldn't have our phones on" "BULLSHIT!"
2 - When you're doing really important work and then you wonder "I wonder if Home Alone 2 made more money than Home Alone 1" and then you waste hours looking up pointless information that doesn't matter.
3 - When he heard Saw 1 had a twist ending so he typed "Saw 1 ending" in on youtube to protests of "you haven't seen the whole thing". "But I looked up Saw on wikipedia and read the plot summary, then stopped before the twist ending and watched it youtube."
That first joke one about the texting had me in tears. So true!
1 - When you're texting a girl, and you both reply immediately for like five or ten or twenty texts in a row. And then you send one saying "hey do you wanna get pizza later" and you get no reply! And it's like "I know you read that shit immediately!" Until either you cave and ask what's going on or she texts you back much later and says "oh sorry I couldn't reply I was at my cousin's ballet recital we couldn't have our phones on" "BULLSHIT!"
2 - When you're doing really important work and then you wonder "I wonder if Home Alone 2 made more money than Home Alone 1" and then you waste hours looking up pointless information that doesn't matter.
3 - When he heard Saw 1 had a twist ending so he typed "Saw 1 ending" in on youtube to protests of "you haven't seen the whole thing". "But I looked up Saw on wikipedia and read the plot summary, then stopped before the twist ending and watched it youtube."
That first joke one about the texting had me in tears. So true!