IO: Bart Simpson

[elevated_u2_fan]

Welcome to "Enchantment Lane" where all the parts come together and Malibu Stacy is born. Some folks say there's a little touch of fairy dust in the air...

Aw, crap. There's a clog in the torso chute. Leroy! Get your ass in gear.

Shut your hole!

 

[iron yuppie]

Great episode. The end is one of the more poignant moments in the entire show, I think.

 

[waynetravis]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Hello, New York!

When Lorne asked me to host this show, I said "Lorne, why me?" I mean, I did just star in my first movie with Marvin Hagler and Tova Borgnine.

.......

Yeah!

.......

Anyway, we got a great show for you. Well, actually, the last half-hour is a real garbage dump. Ugh.... We'll be right back.

 

[iron yuppie]

You see, eating an orange is a lot like a successful marriage.

JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE ALREADY!!!

 

[bono_man2002]

So when is this free weekend?


It's this weekend

Mmmm and just how much is this free weekend?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

He's not dead!

No but his career is. I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and then climbed the Chysler Building. Afterward he couldn't get arrested in this town.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Simpson, eh? How can I help you?

Mr. Burns, you do this personally?

Oh, it's a hobby. I'm not in this for any personal gain, heavens no! By the way, are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?

Us-ury?

Oh, silly me! I must have just made up a word that doesn't exist. Now, what is the purpose of this loan?

I want to buy a pony.

Isn't that cute! Smithers, he's planning on joining the horsey set!
...
That is it, isn't it? You're not planning to eat it?

 

[iron yuppie]

I've just got one question for you: what kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 3 AM?

THE BEST DAMN PET SHOP IN TOWN!!!

 

[bono_212]

 

[LemonMelon]

It was the blurst of times?!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

That toy is evil I tell you... Evil!....EVIL!

Grandpa, you said that about all the toys.

I just want attention.

 

[iron yuppie]

Yep, there's your problem...someone set this doll to "evil."

The frogurt scene in that episode is priceless.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R.

 

[iron yuppie]

This guy here.... - YouTube

 

[iron yuppie]

In Japan, they call Santa Claus "Annual Gift Man," and he lives on the moon.

 

[cobl04]

We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

 

[LemonMelon]

I hope everyone gets as many copies of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge as their heart desires

 

[iron yuppie]

You have chosen "3 wood." May I suggest the "putter"?

No.

3 wood it is.

 

[cobl04]

Hahaha old painty-can Ned!

 

[cobl04]

I just watched The Crepes of Wrath, which I'd never seen. Thoughts? I enjoyed it

 

[bono_212]

I just read the plot summary of that on Wiki and I have seen every episode of that season several times. I can see visuals of the scenes in my head and yet, I can not for the life of me remember the episode.

 

[iron yuppie]

Crepes of Wrath is an anomaly in season 1 because its underlying premise is so far removed from reality. It's almost as though it belongs in season 12 or 13 rather than season 1. That said, it's a strong episode in its own right.

 

[iron yuppie]

Let me just say...I'm going to put the "pal" back in "principal"!


Yes...and...I'll put the "super" back in "superintendent"!



It was the exact same joke, Leo.

 

[cobl04]

Caught the Lurleen episode the other day. Great stuff.

 

[iron yuppie]

Now step over to the abdominator and I will shout slogans at you!

Push!
Harder!
Go past the max!
Reach over the top!
Master your ass!!!

 

[cobl04]

My favourite minor recurring character


The Simpsons - Yes Guy - YouTube

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

We got more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught on fire.

 

[iron yuppie]

Ohhh, there's a Machiavellian countenance.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Has that cassette helped reduce your appetite?

Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.