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So, I LOVE seinfeld. and I was wondering what everyone's favorite 15 episodes were??


Here is my list (in no particular order):

1. The Soup Nazi
2. The contest
3. The Marine Biologist
4. The Rye
5. The Puffy Shirt
6. The English Patient
7. The Package
8. The Airport
9. The Limo
10. The Couch
11. The Little Kicks
12. The Nap
13. The Suzie
14. The Implant
15. The Merv Griffin Show
 
1. The Marine Biologist (The sea was angry that day, my friends...)
2. The Dinner Party (Look to the cookie!)
3. The Contest
4. The Airport
5. The Opera
6. The Voice (HELLOOOOOOO)
7. The Alternate Side (These pretzels are making me thirsty)
8. The Sniffing Accountant (Here's to feeling good all the time!)
9. The Strike
10. The Red Dot (Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell Scotch)
11. The Hamptons
12. The Parking Garage
13. The Phone Message
14. The Soup Nazi
15. The Boyfriend 1 + 2

That shit was difficult. Of course, there are literally dozens of other episodes that could easily pop into that list but...there ya go. Best show ever.
 
1. The Fusilli Jerry - "I'll show him Assman!"
2. The Voice - "You know Darren, if you would have told me 25 years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."
3. The Mom & Pop Store - "That's right. He's an instigator."
4. The Fire - "Me forget it? You should forget it! You're living in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!"
5. The Calzone - "Let me be perfectly blunt. I don't care for you, Costanza. You hang out on the west side of the building with Seinfeld all day laughing it up, wasting your lives."
6. The Chicken Roaster - "Hold it, Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce."
7. The Hamptons - "I WAS IN THE POOL!"
8. The Nap - "I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning."
9. The Little Kicks - ""It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music."
10. The Slicer - "You call yourself life saver, I call you Pimple-Popper, M.D."


Those aren't even really in order. This is way, way too difficult.
 
Having lived in NYC during the Seinfeld years, it's sort of hard to pick favorites. Every episode had something that seemed to be directly out of my life (I used to even get soup from the soup nazi). But I do remember laughing so hard it hurt over "maybe a dingo ate your baby." I don't even think it was a favorite episode, just that line killed me.
 
Your duck is cooking as we speak. It is so succulent...so succulent! Poppie does very well...very well.
 
there are just too many to list...

Serenity Now (HOOOCHIE MAMA!) comes to mind along with the Frogger Machine (Slippery Pete :drool: ) and the Puerto Rican Day Parade (these people are very festive!) and the Muffin Tops (Top Of The Muffin - TO YOU!)...
 
Wow... Tough task, but I'll give it a shot.

1. The Little Kicks - "Please. ...Not in my home."
2. The Pen - "All I said was I liked the pen!"
3. The Cafe - "Maybe the test was gender biased - questions about hunting and testicles..."
4. The Suzie - "She and I have had our problems. And you and she!"
5. The Burning - "You stole my Jesus fish!"
6. The Pez Dispenser - "I've got hand!"
7. The Conversion - "Is that the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?"
8. The Doll - "You were in bed with your mother last night?"
9. The Fatigues - "The night is hot. The mind races. You think about your knife..."
10. The Outing - "Oh my God... MY MOTHER!"
11. The Serenity Now - "...Insanity later."
12. The Merv Griffin Show - "The Hakuna Matata is not nearly as embarrassing as the cup of soup."
13. The Lip Reader - "They're ball *boys*. Not ball *men*"
14. The Maestro - "Criminals! Stop it, stop it, stop it!"
15. The Opera - "You know I've kiboshed before."
 
Off the top of my head:

1-The big salad
2-The library book
3-Soup Nazi
6-The Marble Rye
7-The Muffin Tops
8-Frogger
9-Mutton..that cracked me up
10-Sponge worthy
 
Season 4, Episode 18 - The Old Man


Kramer and Newman try to flog records to Bleeker Bob's Records. Kramer
tells Newman what to say.


Newman - You are nothing but a piece crap.

Record guy - Pardon.

Newman - A piece of crap.

Newman - I find you extremely ugly.

Record guy - Do you?

Newman - You emit a foul and unpleasant odour.

Record guy - Is that right?

Newman - I loooooaaaathe you.
 
Come on, there's gotta be more Seinfeld appreciation around here...

Let see if these can lift up the spirit:

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Holy crap there were a lot of episodes! I can't pick faves - too hard!!!

Pilot (1989)
1 Good News Bad News (7/5/89)

Season 1 (1990)
2 The Stakeout (5/31/90)
3 The Robbery (6/7/90)
4 Male Unbonding (6/14/90)
5 The Stock Tip (6/21/90)

Season 2 (1991)
6 The Ex-Girlfriend (1/23/91)
7 The Pony Remark (1/30/91)
8 The Jacket (2/6/91)
9 The Phone Message (2/13/91)
10 The Apartment (4/4/91)
11 The Statue (4/11/91)
12 The Revenge (4/18/91)
13 The Heart Attack (4/25/91)
14 The Deal (5/2/91)
15 The Baby Shower (5/16/91)
16 The Chinese Restaurant (5/23/91)
17 The Busboy (6/26/91)

Season 3 (91-92)
18 The Note (9/18/91)
19 The Truth (9/25/91)
20 The Pen (10/2/91)
21 The Dog (10/9/91)
22 The Library (10/16/91)
23 The Parking Garage (10/30/91)
24 The Cafe (11/6/91)
25 The Tape (11/13/91)
26 The Nose Job (11/20/91)
27 The Stranded (11/27/91)
28 The Alternate Side (12/4/91)
29 The Red Dot (12/11/91)
30 The Subway (1/8/92)
31 The Pez Dispenser (1/15/92)
32 The Suicide (1/29/92)
33 The Fix-Up (2/5/92)
34 The Boyfriend (1) (2/12/92)
35 The Boyfriend (2) (2/12/92) Keith Hernandez, conspiracy theory, and Vandalay Industries :lol:
36 The Limo (2/26/92)
37 The Good Samaritan (3/4/92)
38 The Letter (3/25/92)
39 The Parking Spot (2/4/92)
40 The Keys (5/6/92)

Season 4 (92-93)
41 The Trip (1) (8/12/92)
42 The Trip (2) (8/19/92)
43 The Pitch (9/16/92)
44 The Ticket (9/16/92)
45 The Wallet (9/23/92)
46 The Watch (9/23/92)
47 The Bubble Boy (10/7/92)
48 The Cheever Letters (10/28/92)
49 The Opera (11/4/92)
50 The Virgin (11/11/92)
51 The Contest (11/18/92)
52 The Airport (11/25/92)
53 The Pick (12/16/92)
54 The Movie (1/6/93)
55 The Visa (1/27/93)
56 The Shoes (4 Feb /93)
57 The Outing (11 Feb /93)
58 The Old Man (2/18/93)
59 The Implant (2/25/93)
60 The Junior Mint (3/18/93)
61 The Smelly Car (4/15/93)
62 The Handicap Spot (5/13/93)
63 The Pilot (1) (5/20/93)
64 The Pilot (2) (5/20/93)

Season 5 (92-93)

65 The Mango (5/16/93)
66 The Puffy Shirt (5/23/93)
67 The Glasses (5/30/93)
68 The Sniffing Accountant (10/7/93)
69 The Bris (10/14/93)
70 The Lip Reader (10/28/93)
71 The Non-Fat Yogurt (11/4/93)
72 The Barber (11/11/93)
73 The Masseuse (11/18/93)
74 The Cigar Store Indian (12/9/93)
75 The Conversion (12/16/93)
76 The Stall (1/6/94)
77 The Dinner Party (2/3/94)
78 The Marine Biologist (2/10/94)
79 The Pie (2/17/94)
80 The Stand-In (2/24/94)
81 The Wife (3/17/94)
82 The Raincoats (1) (4/28/94)
83 The Raincoats (2) (4/28/94)
84 The Fire (5/5/94)
85 The Hamptons (5/12/94)
86 The Opposite (5/19/94)

Season 6 (93-94)

87 The Chaperone (9/22/94)
88 The Big Salad (9/29/94)
89 The Pledge Drive (10/6/94)
90 The Chinese Woman (10/13/94)
91 The Couch (10/27/94)
92 The Gymnast (11/3/94)
93 The Soup (11/10/94)
94 The Mom & Pop Store (11/17/94)
95 The Secretary (12/8/94)
96 The Race (12/15/94)
97 The Switch (1/5/95)
98 The Label Maker (1/19/95)
99 The Scofflaw (1/26/95)
100 Highlights of 100 (1) (2/2/95)
101 Highlights of 100 (2) (2/2/95)
102 The Beard (2/9/95)
103 The Kiss Hello (2/16/95)
104 The Doorman (2/23/95)
105 The Jimmy (3/16/95)
106 The Doodle (4/6/95)
107 The Fusilli Jerry (4/27/95)
108 The Diplomat's Club (5/4/95)
109 The Face Painter (5/11/95)
110 The Understudy (5/18/95)

Season 7 (94-95)

111 The Engagement (9/21/95)
112 The Postponement (9/28/95)
113 The Maestro (10/5/95)
114 The Wink (10/12/95)
115 The Hot Tub (10/19/95)
116 The Soup Nazi (11/2/95)
117 The Secret Code (11/9/95)
118 The Pool Guy (11/16/95)
119 The Sponge (12/7/95)
120 The Gum (12/14/95)
121 The Rye (1/4/96)
122 The Caddy (1/25/96)
123 The Seven (2/1/96)
124 The Cadillac (1) (2/8/96)
125 The Cadillac (2) (2/8/96)
126 The Shower Head (2/15/96)
127 The Doll (2/22/96)
128 The Friars Club (3/7/96)
129 The Wig Master (4/4/96)
130 The Calzone (4/25 /96)
131 The Bottle Deposit (1) (5/2/96)
132 The Bottle Deposit (2) (5/2/96)
133 The Wait Out (5/9/96)
134 The Invitations (5/16/96)


Season 8 (96-97)

135 The Foundation (9/19/96)
136 The Soul Mate (9/26/96)
137 The Bizarro Jerry (10/3/96)
138 The Little Kicks (10/10/96)
139 The Package (10/17/96)
140 The Fatigues (10/31/96)
141 The Checks (11/7/96)
142 The Chicken Roaster (11/14/96)
143 The Abstinence (11/21/96)
144 The Andrea Doria (12/19/96)
145 The Little Jerry (1/9/97)
146 The Money (1/16/97)
147 The Comeback (1/30/97)
148 The Van Buren Boys (2/6/97)
149 The Susie (2/13/97)
150 The Pothole (2/20/97)
151 The English Patient (3/13/97)
152 The Nap (4/10/97)
153 The Yada Yada (4/24/97)
154 The Millennium (5/1/97)
155 The Muffin Tops (5/8/97)
156 The Summer of George (5/15/97)

Season 9 (97-98)
157 The Butter Shave (9/25/97)
158 The Voice (10/2/97)
159 The Serenity Now (10/9/97)
160 The Blood (10/16/97)
161 The Junk Mail (10/30/97)
162 The Merv Griffin Show (11/6/97)
163 The Slicer (11/13/97)
164 The Betrayal (11/20/97)
165 The Apology (12/11/97)
166 The Strike (12/18/97)
167 The Dealership (1/8/98)
168 The Reverse Peephole (1/15/98)
169 The Cartoon (1/29/98)
170 The Strongbox (2/5/98)
171 The Wizard (2/26/98)
172 The Burning (3/19/98)
173 The Bookstore (4/9/98)
174 The Frogger (4/23/98)
175 The Maid (4/30/98)
176 The Puerto Rican Day (5/7/98)
177 The Clip Show (1) (5/7/98)
178 The Clip Show (2) (5/14/98)
179 The Finale (1) (5/14/98)
180 The Finale (2) (5/14/98)

I don't know all the episodes by there title. I could pick more faves if I remembered the storylines better :reject:
 
I don't know when it happened, but I think I finally got to the point where I've seen every one.
 
I can't narrow it down to only 15, but there are 5 that freaking crack me up all the time:

1. the episode where Jerry, George, and Elaine were trying to get a table at the Asian restaurant before catching a movie.....

George: "Did someone call for Castanza?
Maitre'D: "Yes, someone called, I said you not here. I yelled out "Caarrttwrighttttt, caaarrtwrighttttt, just like that....I tell her you not here, she say curse word I hang up.":applaud:

2. The episode in Florida where Jerry took Jack's pen.:lmao:
3. Another episode in Florida where Jerry bought his parents a Caddy, and the condo board thought Jerry's dad was stealing from the condo funds.:lmao:

4. The episode about the parking space. George was trying to back into a spot when someone came up behind him and pulled into the spot. Everyone, including the cops, were taking sides in the debate. Half said George was correct in trying to back into the spot, half said the other guy was correct in pulling into the spot head first. (I can sooooooo relate to this one....how many times have a tried to back into a space only to have some ass pull in head first :|)

5. Mr. Bookman, the library detective.:lmao:
 
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