dettersree
The Fly
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- Feb 16, 2013
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Haha I am back with vampire u2! Is it just me but we need vampire u2 emotional cons? or werewolf u2? Oh my God do I need to cut down on the coffee. Is made me a bit X' s 2 . Anyways nothin' else to say I guess. Just the same as all the rest. This is fake. (like my pun aren't I punny?....... okay I got nothing)
(chapter one: http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f231/under-a-blood-red-sky-twilight-215523.html )
"Why the in the bloody hell is there a bloody hamster Running around?" That's what Adam said two years ago. My God does time fly when you're a vampire. It's ALOT faster than human time. I am no longer married. Non of us are. We now live in a forested area. With a house next door that's had hardly anyone come to. Until one day. One day there is this girl. (And now I think I may have lost all male audience members. But trust me she's a complete bad ass and based off of yours truly. who knows how to ride a motorcycle, change the oil in there car. HATES!! The color pink and knows how to use a shot gun because most males in her family including herself are AVID hunters. Think and have been told that is the most bad ass things a girl can do. Also that I'm a BA so why not base her off of me? Also this stuff comes up more in the story trust me.) she has Brown curly hair. A pair of boots a black t-shirts and jeans on. Rather hot if I wasn't a vampire I might ask her out. I notice she has a couple boxes. I've learned to resist the urge to bit people. Mainly because of touring. That's also the main reason bono wears sunglasses I have my beanie. Adam stays to the corner of the stage and Larry is in the back.(besides the fact he's a drummer.) Also you know how people say vampires melt/sparkle in the sun? It's all a load of crap! Okay the only things that happen is a urge to eat people and our eyes turn red. don't listen to those movies like twilight. They are basically just oh I love you. oh I love you to but your a vampire and crap.(sorry twilight fans but it's true……I just realized that I have just lost most of the people who are reading this..) So I decided to see if she needs help.
"Hello you must be our new neighbor! Would you like help with those boxes?"
"Yes and yes………wait are you the edge? As in u2 guitarist I've had a crush on since I was 16?"
"Yes. I am I hope you still have that crush on me. I am single you know." I'd hope she git where I was somewhat going with this.
"Is that your way of asking me out? Also you do realise I am a FBI(I'm not sure what they are in Ireland.) right so you might not want to fuck with me."
(chapter one: http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f231/under-a-blood-red-sky-twilight-215523.html )
"Why the in the bloody hell is there a bloody hamster Running around?" That's what Adam said two years ago. My God does time fly when you're a vampire. It's ALOT faster than human time. I am no longer married. Non of us are. We now live in a forested area. With a house next door that's had hardly anyone come to. Until one day. One day there is this girl. (And now I think I may have lost all male audience members. But trust me she's a complete bad ass and based off of yours truly. who knows how to ride a motorcycle, change the oil in there car. HATES!! The color pink and knows how to use a shot gun because most males in her family including herself are AVID hunters. Think and have been told that is the most bad ass things a girl can do. Also that I'm a BA so why not base her off of me? Also this stuff comes up more in the story trust me.) she has Brown curly hair. A pair of boots a black t-shirts and jeans on. Rather hot if I wasn't a vampire I might ask her out. I notice she has a couple boxes. I've learned to resist the urge to bit people. Mainly because of touring. That's also the main reason bono wears sunglasses I have my beanie. Adam stays to the corner of the stage and Larry is in the back.(besides the fact he's a drummer.) Also you know how people say vampires melt/sparkle in the sun? It's all a load of crap! Okay the only things that happen is a urge to eat people and our eyes turn red. don't listen to those movies like twilight. They are basically just oh I love you. oh I love you to but your a vampire and crap.(sorry twilight fans but it's true……I just realized that I have just lost most of the people who are reading this..) So I decided to see if she needs help.
"Hello you must be our new neighbor! Would you like help with those boxes?"
"Yes and yes………wait are you the edge? As in u2 guitarist I've had a crush on since I was 16?"
"Yes. I am I hope you still have that crush on me. I am single you know." I'd hope she git where I was somewhat going with this.
"Is that your way of asking me out? Also you do realise I am a FBI(I'm not sure what they are in Ireland.) right so you might not want to fuck with me."