NFL Thread

[Hewson]

Aaaaaaaand now he's a Patriot.

I assume its a low to no risk incentive laden deal.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

double lolz

 

[mikal]

Yaaaaaaaaaay... good for New England. Hoping they can finally get over the hump.

 

[DaveC]

oh for fucks sakes

 

[Hewson]

9 Million guaranteed surprises me, but Belichick likes to keep some cap space available for a possible mid season move. Everyone assumed it might be Gronk returning after Thanksgiving, but Bill spent his money early this year.

Let's see if he can be a good soldier.

 

[phanan]

Holy shit.

 

[Hewson]

Wonder if he can be on the sidelines tomorrow night to give Big Ben a warm embrace.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

He can't play until next week, but I can guarantee he'll be on the sidelines for a primetime game against Pittsburgh.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Oh, this was also planned from the start.

Not accusing the Pats of tampering, more along the lines of AB knew he wanted to go to New England and was determined to make it happen one way or another.

 

[mikal]

Oh, this was also planned from the start.

Not accusing the Pats of tampering, more along the lines of AB knew he wanted to go to New England and was determined to make it happen one way or another.

My thoughts exactly. He just took a unique way of getting out.

 

[Hewson]

Hey if it took the Raiders sending draft picks to the Steelers for him to get here and he becomes a model citizen...huzzah.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

My thoughts exactly. He just took a unique way of getting out.

Yea I mean the guy sat out with frost bite in August

 

[LuckyNumber7]

I’ve been at the cascades all day without signal and I went in thinking I had a fantasy football problem with his release and came out with Tom Brady throwing to him. Ok.

 

[DaveC]

i hate absolutely everything about this

 

[bono_212]

It's fucking ridiculous and I wish the Raiders hadn't caved. Just to spite him.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I always liked Mike Scott

 

[DaveC]

I always liked Mike Scott

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Dolphins look good

 

[LuckyNumber7]

I wrote an anti-dolphins post last night but didn’t post it because I figured I’d save those posts for the Marlins.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

The Marlins might be better

 

[LuckyNumber7]

The marlins are noticeably a shittier franchise. That says a lot, considering the dolphins set the bar pretty low

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

The FitzMagic Era is over in Miami

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Hey Baker Mayfield

Go fuck yourself

 

[DaveC]

i benched djax 20 minutes before kickoff

 

[LuckyNumber7]

And now Antonio Brown has been accused of rape.

Can’t make this shit up. What a scumbag.

 

[mikal]

And now Antonio Brown has been accused of rape.

Can’t make this shit up. What a scumbag.

They're already claiming extortion but it's hard to trust AB at this point.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Mmm it’s very hard to trust AB because it’s very easy to imagine he’s capable of such an act but also very easy to imagine he’s such an easy target right now. Unstoppable force meets immovable object, hope the answer to the case is definitive.

 

[DaveC]

her story sounds really believable and apparently she has texts and emails from him to back it up.

it would be a hell of a time to pick such a high-profile target with a false accusation, too.

i am so beyond tired of this guy's shit.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Her story sounds highly unlikely to be a false accusation on at least some level (which in turn makes the whole thing believable). Sounds like a rapist to me.

 

[BEAL]

Well if he’s kicked out of the league he knows he can become POTUS as a fallback