it's Official # I'm a whore

[Basstrap]

does this surprise you my little trouts?

 

[carrieluvv]

why are you are a whore?

cuz you got the fever and ya need more cow bell?

 

[Basstrap]

close

cos I'm hard up for money and I got a sexy body

why not use it?

at least, that's what my parents told me

 

[carrieluvv]

LOL

thats a good one.
your parents have an awesome sense of humour.

 

[u2granny]

close

cos I'm hard up for money and I got a sexy body

why not use it?

at least, that's what my parents told me

And I thought I screwed my kids up when they caught my husband and me "in the act" at a picnic.

 

[Basstrap]

And I thought I screwed my kids up when they caught my husband and me "in the act" at a picnic.

ooooh....that is some juicy gossip!

wait until friends hear about this one!!
LOL LOL

I'm so embaressed for you!

 

[easytiger]

if you're a whore, why isn't your pimp slapping you for not getting any money?

 

[Basstrap]

I'm an entrepreneur[sic]
I am my own pimp

 

[easytiger]

And I thought I screwed my kids up when they caught my husband and me "in the act" at a picnic.

 

[carrieluvv]

depending where ya live this could be very lucrative endevour

ill invest and spring for your sequined thong

 

[easytiger]

I'm an entrepreneur[sic]
I am my own pimp

I see

would that make you tax deductable?

 

[Basstrap]

oh me oh my!!!

RFLOA!!!!!!!!

oh dear, my trouts!

 

[Bonochick]

I was listening to Ryan's "Just Like A Whore", and I thought of this thread.

Kirk Whore

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

no

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

 

[nurse chrissi]

have you guys heard the Scissor sister's song Fithy/Goreous? It has my new fav line - perfect for this thread
"you've got to wrap your fuzzy with a big red bow and youw know some bitch is gonna treat you like a whore"
it really should be needle pointed on a throw pillow

 

[beegee]

i want to poke people with needles and throw pillows too.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Who needs threads by The Edge when we have Kirk. Seriously ... you're way more entertaining

 

[Ali Rose]

You happy, Kurt?

Forsake THIS. So where are those Edge posts anyway? (I'm a bit out of the loop)



:run:

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[easytiger]

the whore part is a given, but whoever said anything about Bassy being a man?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Dude, I know whores.
and you sir are NO whore.

 

[Angela Harlem]

he's no sir either.

sir loin.

 

[JessicaAnn]

You happy, Kurt?

Forsake THIS. So where are those Edge posts anyway? (I'm a bit out of the loop)



:run:

Who is Kurt?

 

[easytiger]

I'm surprised cujo hasn't made an appearance in this thread

 

[JessicaAnn]

I'm surprised cujo hasn't made an appearance in this thread

manwhore extrordinaire

 

[Bonochick]

TIFF!!!!!!!!!

 

[Basstrap]

oh...hi....fanny pack!

LO LO LLOL

I mean tiFANNY PACK

 

[easytiger]

where the hell is cujo?!

 

[easytiger]

cujo should have a son or a mini-me and call it cujolito