IO: Bart Simpson

[bono_man2002]

I didn't think he was going to do Moon River, but then, BAM! Second encore!

 

[iron yuppie]

I don't want to sound pretentious here, but Itchy and Scratchy comprise a dramatalurgical dyad.

 

[cobl04]

The only antidote to a zany scheme is an even zanier scheme!

 

[bono_man2002]

"I wanted her..... sweet can....."

 

[iron yuppie]

Now folks, I don't want to alarm you, but scientists say that forty percent of America's pictures are hanging crooked. Yep, it's true. And I hear you asking: "Well, who's gonna straighten out all those artistic abominations?" Your friends? A neighbor? Those fat cats in Washington? Ha ha...Good luck!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Which way to the bathroom?

Twenty-third door on the right.

Nope... nope... nope... nope

.….……

Did you find the bathroom alright?

Uh, yeeeah....

 

[bollox]

I'm sorry but, paradigm? Pro-active? Aren't these just buzzwords that stupid people use to sound smart?

...

I'm fired, aren't I?

 

[bono_man2002]

Attention Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested.

Attention Marge Simpson we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

 

[iron yuppie]

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

 

[iron yuppie]

Twenty-five conversions in AD 46!

 

[waynetravis]

 

[cobl04]

great gif.

200 channels... nothin' but cats.

 

[iron yuppie]

If you are viewing this video, you are the president of the United States. Good evening Sir or Ma'am...hopefully Sir.

 

[The Sad Punk]

 

[LemonMelon]

200 channels... nothin' but cats.

Moon Pie...what a time to be alive.

 

[LemonMelon]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

First Prize!

First Prize!

First Prize!

First Prize!

What are you doing?

Just messing with you...

 

[cobl04]

Horrendous quality, but funny all the same

Billy and the Cloneasaurus Simpsons - YouTube

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Horrendous quality, but funny all the same

Billy and the Cloneasaurus Simpsons - YouTube

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!!.......I mean, thank you, come again!

 

[iron yuppie]

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!!.......I mean, thank you, come again!

I love in that scene how Apu continues to call him "sir" while berating him.

 

[bono_man2002]

Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split.
Marge: Uh huh?
Homer: The hardest shot in bowling. It was all up to me --
Marge: Oh!
Homer: -- so I got up all my courage. Right away, my lips started to
move, and I came up with the chant that won the match!
Marge: Who knocked down the pins?
Homer: [annoyed] I don't know. You know, some guy, er...Otto, I guess.
Marge: Good for him!
Homer: Yes, but -- Marge, you're not -- you're missing the point! The
individual doesn't matter. It was a team effort, and I was the
one who came up with the whole team idea...me!
Marge: I can't believe Otto picked up a 7-10 split -- he's phenomenal!
Homer: But --
Marge: Wow!

 

[iron yuppie]

Mr. Sparkle TV commercial - YouTube

I see that you are interested in using Mr. Sparkle in your home prefecture.

 

[cobl04]

"Join me or die. Can you do any less?" Sends up irreverent Asian commercials so well.

And includes one of my favourite lines - "Come on kids, let's go home. Dad, we are home. That was fast."

 

[iron yuppie]

"Mondale to Heart: Where's the Beef?"???

Ha ha ha...Where's the Beef?!?!?! No wonder he won Minnesota!

 

[waynetravis]

Duff Man can't breathe!

 

[cobl04]

 

[iron yuppie]

I am looking forward to an orderly election today that will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.

 

[cobl04]

 

[bono_man2002]

 

[waynetravis]