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I feel like Bourdain is the bad boy silver fox of the food world...:cool:

...it's curly and wild! :giggle:

ANOTHER!! You guys are my freaking heroes. :heart: I always felt he reminded me of Larry! Since some people have sympathized I'm just gonna humor myself and leave this here... He posts pictures of himself on Instagram almost as often as a teenage girl :lol: :cute:

:hi5: !! Unsurprisingly, I would have to argue that a fat man can be sexy...and also I don't think Marcus is fat! Unless I've just not looked closely enough :lol:

I always get him mixed up with James Franco for whatever reason :doh:

You're on Tumblr?! Haha, now I'm embarrassed considering the frequency and intensity of those posts :lol: I alway figure eh, those people don't really know who I am so who cares. I can see the Gordon Ramsey thing. He yells a lot...anger can be hot ;)

:giggle: His name is Adam Richman. He's uh...a food show host, he eats a lot :lol: I adore him. He's funny and charming and the cutest Jew in Brooklyn :lol: Plus he cooks, see?

:shifty: THIS GUY. :combust: Judge away :wink:

Gone or grown up I guess... I turn 23 in two months :lol:

:laugh: I can only imagine...

That (however rehashed) actually made me want to punch him. :gah: I want to punch you Bono, good job. Just work quietly love :lol: :kiss:

Florence and the Machine :) They opened for U2 last summer.

CPR plz. :faint:

He's a pretty hot old fat grandma, huh? I could list many that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole :wink:

Awwww, I thought the quiff was so cute...darn. :reject: :giggle: