Dalton and NSW's Beijing Olympics Thread - Part III

[No spoken words]

Many of us don't how our own online columns.

Did that sentence make sense?

 

[Dalton]

Holy fuck, I forgot BMX was in the Olympics.

Word?

 

[No spoken words]

BMX will be on Live on NBC later. I don't give a fuck about it, but, I'll likely watch anyway.

 

[coolian2]

Did that sentence make sense?

My proof-reading was rather lacking.

 

[speedracer]

Three reasons Nastia should have won (by Dalton):

1. She's blond
2. She has boobs
3. Her name is Nastia

I'm pretty sure Alicia Sacralicious has Nastia beat in at least two categories.

 

[coolian2]

Word?

Fo shiz.

I've been watching for six minutes or so and I'm already annoyed by it.

 

[sulawesigirl4]

When I think BMX, I think of the letters that were painted on my first bike.

k, so it looks like the chinese are going to win all of the diving gold medals. does anyone else know how to do this sport?

 

[Dalton]

HER NAME IS NASTIA.

Like Nasty.

 

[Dalton]

When I think BMX, I think of the letters that were painted on my first bike.

k, so it looks like the chinese are going to win all of the diving gold medals. does anyone else know how to do this sport?

The Chinese is so damn good at diving, I'm not even sure the water knows when they enter (yes I just used personification, ass).

 

[coolian2]

HER NAME IS NASTIA.

Like Nasty.

Oh, that's what you meant.

 

[speedracer]

k, so it looks like the chinese are going to win all of the diving gold medals. does anyone else know how to do this sport?

More countries should do what China does -- ship all their gymnastics rejects over to diving.

 

[anitram]

More countries should do what China does -- ship all their gymnastics rejects over to diving.

Most countries don't have gymnastics rejects at the age of 4.

 

[sulawesigirl4]

More countries should do what China does -- ship all their gymnastics rejects over to diving.

well it does make sense. all that tumbling they should already have down. just teach them how to enter the water without splashing like a whale and voila.

 

[speedracer]

Just once in my life I'd like to see a diver get an insurmountable lead entering the last round and end it with a cannonball.

 

[coolian2]

Just once in my life I'd like to see a diver get an insurmountable lead entering the last round and end it with a cannonball.

I'd rather see a legendary belly flop.

 

[sulawesigirl4]

hey, go canada.

 

[No spoken words]

I'd rather see something out of For Your Eyes Only, where the guy dives and meets up with a crossbow bolt en route to the water. That's just me, though.

 

[Dalton]

I'd rather see something out of For Your Eyes Only, where the guy dives and meets up with a crossbow bolt en route to the water. That's just me, though.

Perhaps you should call that shrink again?

 

[No spoken words]

Perhaps you should call that shrink again?

My shrink tried to have me killed.

 

[Dalton]

My shrink tried to have me killed.

That's understandable.

 

[Dalton]

My shrink was raped in a stairwell. She was tempted to tell me about it, cause she knew I would kill the guy. Moral dilemma.

 

[coolian2]

I'd rather see something out of For Your Eyes Only, where the guy dives and meets up with a crossbow bolt en route to the water. That's just me, though.

That should be reserved for the losers.

 

[coolian2]

My shrink tried to have me killed.

He's just doing what I asked him to.

 

[No spoken words]

He's just doing what I asked him to.

Why assume that my shrink is a he? Chauvinistic pig.

I don't really have a shrink, but, yeah, could sure use one.

 

[coolian2]

Why assume that my shrink is a he? Chauvinistic pig.

I don't really have a shrink, but, yeah, could sure use one.

I just knew you would pick up on that.

 

[Dalton]

If I were Obama I would make a tv spot that says "McCain: ready to lead us into the future." Over a picture of McCain with one foot in the grave.

 

[No spoken words]

I just knew you would pick up on that.

Ian.

I just saw your location.

You'll not read a negative word from me to you for at least 48 hours.

 

[coolian2]

Ian.

I just saw your location.

You'll not read a negative word from me to you for at least 48 hours.

This is going to be weird.

 

[No spoken words]

This is going to be weird.

Check your lease.

 

[Dalton]

I really want to see one of these athletes cross the finish line and (instead of making the sign of the cross) immediately sacrifice a chicken.